i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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