That's intense
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I did not marry a roomba.
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