...so i touched it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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