Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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