You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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