winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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