Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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