walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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