It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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