Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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