is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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