hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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