She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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