Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We got so high we made milksteak
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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