Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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