And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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