it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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