He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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