what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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