what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Randomize
