I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I was not drunk enough for that final.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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