at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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