Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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