Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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