I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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