I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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