I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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