Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I will be naked everywhere
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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