found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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