so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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