in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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