She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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