new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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