there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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