I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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