She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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