Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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