my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
