(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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