got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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