Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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