I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
false alarm, still single
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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