that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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