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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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