i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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