ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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