NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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