So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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