google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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