There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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