I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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