I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think my moral compass just broke
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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